why the mob uses town cars...

This pic and title probably stand best as the complete post, but as a baptist preacher, I always have to say a little something. So, here's the explanation...
On our recent trip to Florida, the rental car agency did not have the type of car we reserved. So, we were allowed to choose anything except a 'Hummer.' Though we should have chosen a GM premium, due to the XM and Satellite navigation that comes standard, we choose the Lincoln Town Car. This is a very nice vehicle with a ridiculously large trunk. My nephew could have a nice play room back there.
The funniest thing about the trunk is not how big it is, but the symbols on the emergency trunk release. It is a glow in the dark 't-handle' that you pull to release yourself should you get stuffed inside...





note to self: if i ever escape a trunk...run run run!